The Song of the Legislature

On the good ship Unicam

We tax the people as fast as we can.

And if they beef.....

Then we'll give 'em no tax relief.

We've steered the Nebraska Ship of State

Upon the reefs of fiscal fate,

'Cuz we spend too much on.....

What special interests to us dictate!

No property tax relief from us.

Even if you cry and make a big fuss,

Go down with the ship. We don't care,

'Cuz now we're ridin' in the lobbyist bus!